Friday, January 10, 2003

Crowded Shower Box Toothpaste

I am taking a shower. It is morning and I have just gotten out of bed.

In the shower with me are moving boxes.

I have just moved in to an apartment and there isn’t space for everything ­ I had to put some of the boxes in the bathtub.

I get out of the shower and towel myself off, working my way around stacks of boxes around the bathroom.

I walk to the sink and take my toothbrush out of a small cup on the sink. I grab a tube and squeeze some toothpaste on the brush and put it into my mouth.

It tastes strange.

I look down and see that I am brushing my teeth with anchovy paste.

Then I woke up.

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